pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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