You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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