White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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