Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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