Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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