Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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