I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I am mentally ready for anal.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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