actually, I'm a sock model
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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