I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Randomize
