i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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