It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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