Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If I had your ass I would rule the world
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Randomize
