I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
