So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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