I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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