So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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