How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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