You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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