STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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