Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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