Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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