love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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