One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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