I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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