he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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