It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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