i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
im on a boat
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