Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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