Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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