do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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