That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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