GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
organizing the empties. That sober.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
