Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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