So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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