dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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