You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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