I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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