literally had 100 drinks last night.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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