that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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