Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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