its not stalking. its research.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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