a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
COCAINE IS GR8
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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