We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
