so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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