i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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