I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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