i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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