White coat. Heels.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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