your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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