Small penises have feelings too.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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