Don't you send me to vm
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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