have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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