soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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