We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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