Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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