so explain again why im purple
no
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Still dying that you shit outside
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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