I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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